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hoaaaa, feel so sleepy , hmm where am i?

Hehehe, after so long my blogging interest comes up again,,
BUt i think me not gonna start straight away, fingers need stretching, wrist needs loosening ( does that term wrist loosening exist???, who cares , as long u all get what i mean)

Hmm , mr.g back again with his broken english, indianised melayu, kern punya bahasa indonesia and you-know-what ‘je comprom l’francais un peau’ je apprendre ;’francais’ hahaha french mania konon..

So don expect something big, but expect something readable k…  The bitter fact is that i might be blogging alone here, i’ve lost many of my blog readers due to the lenghty hibernation time…

Anyway  just remembered a famous quote "WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK".

hehehe,, smack down, let me think the next topic yarrrr!!!

Would like to announce that the blog is in hibernation status for a while.. the last post on my first love was considered a c-class and not that successful..so i don wanna rush down and post somethin in haste like what happen previously…  hopefully i’ll come up with another interesting post ..hopefullyy…. zzzzzzzzzz. roger signing out

So here we go. Me going to talk bout my love heh. Hrmm,, where to start?

Think I’ll start by talking bout her, cause I always think she loves me more than I do.
Basically she started to love me first..(wait this is not male alter ego). She loved me first way before I realized I love her, till then I was very much attached to her.

Me describing her…
She is an angel…Hahaha .No seriously when u finish reading this you’ll think the same of your love too.. She looks beautiful. She is a joy, her presence makes me feel comfortable. Of course sometimes you’ll feel annoyed when she nags you. But all in all seeing her only makes me feel confident, the feeling of known her for decades.

Scientist always had linked feeling of love with the secretion of PEA( phenylethylamine). PEA is a ‘feel good hormone’, which of course makes you feel good, dilates the blood vessel ( now we now the blushing sign heh) , stimulates secretion of endorphine, relieves depression and etc etc (actually me forget ready the other function). {extra info:-PEA is also given orally or parenteral as antidepressant} ‘Pokoknya’ when you like someone your brain get conditioned,and every time you see them , there is a surge of PEA in your brain corresponding to the level of your love towards them,, this explains the joyous mood you have when mixing with person you love, {{PEA and love will be explained in future posts}}

So coming back to my story, I would say the love she shows me is pure, so pure that I can feel it, so pure that she will sacrifice her life for me, so pure that she will never stop praying for my well being even though sometimes I act nasty towards her.( for those who is thinking that this kind of love only happens in novel, please read till finish and you’ll understand it)

For me to realize and understand this kind of love fully took me 21 years, especially my  Indonesian studying times. Some say distance makes you appreciate love more, and I agree to it. Basically everyday I miss her, miss her deed, miss her voice, miss her LOVE..

This angel of mine is Pusparani.. People call her Rani.. But I call her Amma. My MOTHER. She always be my love.My first love. Love you mom, from your son ( though my mom not gonna read this)

(PS: So people out there especially my hardcore fan, remember this …don’t you ever say you never come upon a true love)

My new upcoming post would be describing ‘my first love’
.. .. to my hardcore fan mr.shen yew i would just say " dei dont pressure me k..me need time to think k..not like u..so just shut the fk up"

coming soon this june.. fooosssh

This post start with a scenario.

A couple is walking along a street. Happily talking and holding hands. opposite street one red hot sexy girl walks pass them .The boyfriend turns his head to look at this red hot sexy girl. He turns back to his girlfriend only to be given a cold stare by his girlfriend. She ask " haven u seen  girl like that before, do u really need to turn ur head and look like that. its embarrasing" Boyfriend said" where got , i just took a glance,she looked familiar" Girlfriend says someting..b0y friend says something. popcorn begans to be eatem .pop krok pop. The happy outing turns colddd..

OK GOT THE SITUATION.you readers out there might experience it or at least can imagine this thing happening rite. You know  boys, we were just looking,, i mean just looking .But this girls they seem to know everything.They got this very wide area radar… detects every person of  their same species.. Wonder why??

Here’s a hypothesis that explains it ((Please read the word HYPOTHESIS.. hypo comes from a scientific magazine))

See we homosapiens have same visual field but the field of concentration in our visual field seem to differ for men and women. ( too scientific.. just ignore and read through)

Male field of view (this refer to what male actually see ) seems to be narrower than women. Yes seriously.. women’s have a wide field of view than man!! does that explain all ? You ask how it happen? ( if u don ask also just read through la)

K see it all started from ancient time.Think of our ancestor ‘punya’ ancestor during ice age, where people hunt for food , where people live in cave wearing sexy animal skin tops and thongs.During this time men dont go for work.. So what they do? They hunt. They hunt for food. They search for food. Armed with arrow and spears they hunt for meats. See their daily activity involves targetting. When u target u just concentrate on a small field. U close one eye.. concentrate and flung ur spear. ’shrupppp’ ..There  lies a dead deer.
This repetetive act of targetting makes male brain to evolve in a way where our visual acuity is sharper but narrower.
What about womens? What they do?
During that time, women have to look after their family members, their kids. Protect their kids from the predators ( tigers,lions, sujens) .So they have to be alert all the time, but at the same time they have to do house hold chores ( cooking, firewoods, vacuuming the cave floor, dusting the carpets, etc etc) . so they have to look after all this  things at same time. Put it short they have to aware of their environment.ALERT OF THEIR SURROUNDING. So female brains evolve to give a wider visual acuity

OK now what we have. Generally,  at this very time, in our world population, males have sharper but narrower field and women with wider ones.
So WHEN does this conflicts? When a boy have to really look , glance and turn their head to see something interesting.. but girls just can spot the same thing just by looking at their eye corner.

SEE thats explains all. It explains that we boys not guilty of giving that mischevious look all the time ( but most of the time we do.hehe). So in the above scenario what happen was that the girlfriend manage to spot the girl way before the boyfriend  spot the sexy girl. who was to blame. Blame it to evolution. Guys see we have good pair of reasons now.
Its not our fault.. go ask my datuk punya datuk punya datuk la.
Girls do understand us.. We are blind sometimes with narrow vision. haha.

thats all folks.. any question will be answered patiently.,, hopefully..
GROWWWL

OK after thinking so hard what to blog i came up with this decision..  that i’ll type whatever that comes up to me.
So today i’ll write bout the origin of israel n palestine
conflict. With some reference and from my perspective..
K here we go.

Human civilization ( national geographic narrator voice). mankind civilized in many ways. we can start from ice age  to fallen maya civilization to egyptian pharoah time to mohenjo daro and then etc etc. Till we arrived to this day where human civilization can be described as only barbaric and non barbaric. ( ok wait a minute,, why i started like this ah.. who know .. k we’ll go straight to the matter)

imagine this.
somethin happened in MR.Ad Hit farm, where he ordered  all brown color ducks to be slaughtered. why? cause he thinks brown color ducks makes all the white ducks look ugly and retarded. so holocaust of ducks began.

but some  ducks survived the slaughtered and traveled to meditarrenean sea. so landing on a land nearby,the survived brown ducks found their relative other brown ducks already having good time in that land. So TOgethRR they planned a masterplan. what masterplan? Master plan on how to prevent further slaughter from happenin. so the masterplans says.. oh brown ducks please make your own farm, so nobody will hurt u again. BUt alas, comes one problem. where to find land to make farm. The land next door already occupied by the flamingos.  So one head brown duck says "we’ll take land from the flamingos. you know our ancestors ducks were living here for long time". 

masterplan was carried out….

brown duck saw pelicans, who suppose to be the head of flamingos. Brought the land from pelican,  owned the land certificate and ordered the flamingos to get their butt away. But this flamingos resisted. they say they’ve been living here for very long and so long as they know the pelican never owned any of their land.

but you know this modern civilisation only recognises people who got authorative letters. so f***ing british hummingbird intervened . hummingbird came with infantry and hummed away the flamingos. the brown duck got their land and named it RealIs farm.

flamingos just remained patient. though some resisted.They still got their some part of STinePal farm left for them

….Time passed by…

brown duck community grew bigger.. so did Flamingos.

Now RealIs Farm got overcrowded with ducks. no where to go.. WHo said? Still got StinePAl left what..

So the Brown ducks invaded the farm.. took partly the flamingos farm again. again flamingos resisted but to no avail. Brown duck got help from eagles from united farm of meris farm. fooyoo, u know eagle very strong. So crush crush.. flamingo left out in middle of no where .. with little land. no economic developmant..cut out from sea by ducks.depression of flamingos continued

now depression developed to anger and to vengefull feeling. So flamingos left out with no other choice but to sabotage RealIs farm. where innocent lives of duck will be killed. They formed FLO, flamingo liberation organisation.
Surely brown ducks pissed off. they call FLO as terrorist. ( wait wasnt FLO formed because brown ducks action at the first place, imagine when u got no other channel to express ur feelin.. surely u go crazy rite. so this is what happened to flamingos)

Brown Ducks got lots of money. they build tank, build rocket , got f-16 got quack quack and quack.
flamingos got deep anger inside. They got no other but their lives to guarantee well being of the next generation flamingos. So they go on suicidal  mission.
But wrong action by the flamingos. Wrong , very very wrong.  They blast here blast there.. only to kill innocent ducks which got nothing to do. the real  brown ducks are hiding  in bunkers and in well developed farm called united farms of meric.

This act of hurting each other continued for decades now. No solution seem to bring peace. Flamingos in big depression. ducks too from the so called act of terrosist by flamingos.

so who to blame now. what is the solution.. i dunno.. i just wanna tell how the conflict began and developed.AND I’M FINISHED WITH IT I THINK ,,IF NOT TOO CONFUSE MORE THE READERS.

HAYOO..how come my first blog so confusing.? really ah? tell me if it is. dont give bad comment.. too fast for me.. just the second blog. wait for the tenth post la.

ROGER ROGER , MIKE SIERRA FREIGHT HEAVY….. ok i’ll stop the crap

Finally me also can blog one with patah patah english ( broken english laa). so if youuuuuu out there  think my english sucks i cannot do anything. but one good news i’m reading reader digest after listening some ade vice from ma frennz.

ok this first post is like one cin cau one. wait for the next.